April 24th, 2007

Fhtagn!

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For a bit of a laugh today, bop over to Trojan Tales, where the good people at Trojan Condoms have taken a few clips from some old gladiator movie and re-dubbed them. Believe it or not, this is pretty much SFW, beyond the obvious references, which are definitely more "high-school-locker-room" than Penthouse (the 3 vids you want are under "The Amphitheatre", but the radio spots under "Recorded Tales" are interesting, too, just not as funny).
The Mask (Laughing)

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Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:"Oh that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He:"I found the remote."