April 26th, 2007

Burn The World

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Am I seeing this right? Someone thought it would be a good idea to do a Baywatch movie? Well, I've thought for years that Hollywood was shot to Hell, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I mean, c'mon, Hostel 2? *twitch* Whatever. Sounds like the same crap movie, only they got smart this time and made the victims hot college chicks.

Speaking of films that didn't need to be made, have you heard about I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry? Adam Sandler and Kevin James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die.


Yep, you see that correctly. Because, you know, this isn't a hot issue right now to be exploited and made fun of, no, of course not. Christ, you gotta be shitting me, people are fighting for this right, legitimately, in state after state, and here's a movie about it being taken advantage of by a couple of straight guys. Oh, joy. And, fear not, they made a point of hitting any cliché they could, including the hot-and-sexy female love interest of one of them letting Sandler check her out in her undies and feel her breasts because, obviously, he's gay and therefore safe. Now, to this film's credit, that love interest is Jessica Biel, and watching her in her skivvies (and later, a latex catsuit) is always a bonus. But, really, is this what we need? Kids, be aware of your entertainment, and when it's just not right, huh?
The Mask (Laughing)

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A man says to his wife "Say something to me that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
The wife replies "You have a much bigger dick than your brother".
Burn The World

News You Should Know

CHICAGO — Told to express emotion for a creative-writing class, high-school senior Allen Lee penned an essay so disturbing to his teacher, school administrators and police that he was charged with disorderly conduct, officials said Wednesday. Yes, that's right. He did the assignment, and the teacher was "disturbed" by it...and the kid ends up with criminal fucking charges. WRONG. Dammit, don't let the VT stuff make you an idiot. Just because YOU are "disturbed" by something, doesn't make the kid a killer. OK, you wanna use that as a basis for checking him out, maybe I'd go with that if you had more evidence, but one assignment is nothing. Fucking get over yourselves. Here's hoping the ACLU helps sue that school into the Stone Age.

Homeland Security helps handle a bomb on US soil...at an abortion clinic. Guess what, that's a terrorist act. Think Bush and the Boys are gonna go after it with the same kind of zeal they want you to think they have for Al-Qaeda? Bet they don't. After all, this wasn't Muslim extremists nor was it against anyone who supports him or anything he likes.

Yeah, I'm in a world-hating mood today. Fuck the useless twats who run this planet.


...all you wanna do is rip someone's head off, not because they are wrong, but because they are an asshole.

...you just wanna hang your head and weep, because something you had absolutely no control over has just bitten you in the ass, and there's STILL nothing you can do about it.

...you find out something odd about someone, and all you can do is just cock your head and go "Really? Hmm, OK."

...one random comment is all it takes to turn your day around.