Well, after, oh, ten years or so of saying I was gonna do it, I've finally done it. I just got back form getting my nipples pierced.
Ow. But hey, I'm dead sexy.
Well, once the initial bit of swelling went down, it was painfully obvious that the right one was way off-center. I'm not so much upset as I am annoyed. I know damn well that this would drive me bugshit, so I have removed it. Once it heals completely, I'll have that side redone (I know the piercer personally, and I won't get charged for this).
Of course, this means my mind is mostly saying "damn, I have to go through this AGAIN?!?"