September 19th, 2007

The Mask (Laughing)

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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LJ: The Message Board

I know, I know, you turned comments off for a reason. But I don't care. ;)

To the One Who Will Figure Out It's Meant For Him: re: recent ungroovy phone calls: fuck 'im. Your plan for next year sounds great. In the meantime, if the mood strikes you, feel free to take a road-trip up this-a-way and hang at my place. I guarantee a good meal and good company on the holiday. Yes, both of you.
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