July 10th, 2008

The Mask (Laughing)

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I don't care too much about celebrity gossip, but I thought it was funny to read that Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) says she lost her virginity to Tom Jones, and he was so well-endowed and rough that she needed stitches afterward.

*snerk* One, who cares? As much as I dig on Elvira, this sounds like the kind of thing that shows up when someone is tired of not being in the spotlight anymore. I wonder what Tom Jones' reaction is...or does he have one?

*goes off to listen to Tom Jones*