I've felt like this a few times...
Not as advertised
"I got the TP when you need it, Mom!"
For light-duty sweeping jobs.
Asians and Afros: not usually seen together.
"OK, back up a little , you're not in frame."
"Our Father, who art a grapefruit, hallowed be thy peel..."
Mamma plane teaching baby to fly
Jazz hands, everyone!
"This guy better not walk another batter..."
Have a slight fire?
I think he'd like to lick the bowl.
Who says you can't take pix of heaven?
I'd hate my job.
"When you asked us to help you move, this isn't what we had in mind."
Glad you stuck your nose in here to see what was hot. Hope your weekend goes swimmingly, and remember to tip your barman or waitress.