Few things are as depressing to a relatively young male as the realization that he is losing his hair. Especially when said male has long hair, that he has always loved. (*sigh*) However, it dawned on said male that his 5'3" lady love cannot see the top of his head anyway...so no big deal. And just to counteract some of the sugary sweetness, you may click here to learn how to fry an egg on your computer's processor . never say I never did nothin' for ya!