daemonwise...archmage: HOLY CRAPdaemonwise: ?archmage: the guy I just fought on MyBrute has a fucking BEAR.archmage: man, I'd love to see a list of all the things you could possibly get, but it doesn't seem to exist anywhere.archmage: that's nifty, in that it's a surprise, but, damn. daemonwise: at first i thought you meant, ya know, a real beararchmage: Ha!archmage: OK, I'm not THAT hardcore.archmage: oh, wait, I see...no, not a real bear.daemonwise: i dunno. i think you could take a bear.archmage: well, a small one, maybe. archmage: I think I could take a small one.archmage: slightly larger, if I get a weapon.daemonwise: let's see. you have a spoon (because it'll hurt more), aaaaaaaand...daemonwise: (drumroll while i try to come up with something funny)archmage: *buddabuddabuddabuddadaemonwise: a midget cannon.archmage: *ka-ching!archmage: Oh, I can take on a big bear with those.archmage: wait, do you mean a small cannon, or a cannon that shoots midgets?daemonwise: i haven't decided yet.archmage: I think the size of bear I could handle would go up, if I can launch midgets at it.daemonwise: yes, but you also have to worry about keeping your ammo corralled. they're wild midgets.daemonwise: free-range.archmage: I can keep them calm with ice cream. After all, I have a spoon.daemonwise: LOLdaemonwise: i give up, you win.archmage: Woo!archmage: Score one for me!archmage: the day is mine!daemonwise: i really didn't think you'd be able to top 'free-range midgets.'daemonwise: congratulations to you, sir.archmage: Well, the spoon was your undoing.daemonwise: as it so often is.And join me for simple, silly, no-way-to-really-lose fun at MyBrute!