First, he writes a book, but not just any book, a small, short, spiral-bound little book of "Kanye-isms". Then, in promoting his "book", he makes sure to tell you that he's a "proud non-reader of books." Obviously, he wants you to read his book, but then, it's not a typical volume. "Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed," West said. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph." I'm not sure how he thinks a book is going to sign anything for him, but that's OK, he wouldn't want it anyway.
Y'know, I bet his momma, a former university English professor, would be oh-so-proud of him, if she wasn't already dead (complications from plastic surgery). Well, he dedicated his slim few pages to her, so maybe she's as pleased as punch, anyway.