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09 June 2009 @ 08:41 am

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suicidal4vida on June 9th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Man, kids are stupid these days.
9rottensick on June 9th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)

Hunt Stockwell - Americanmechmuertos on June 9th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
First off there are certainly a lot of problems with this production. Particularly the guy cast as the "kid" who teaches the audience how to "smoke" smarties. The hair cut and the cheap glasses aren't convincing me that he's cool or adult, also he's wearing his plastic shell necklace on the outside of his two t-shirts. And why is he wearing two t-shirts? Clearly its so sunny and warm that he must wear his shades inside in order to block the harmful UV rays of his environment.

Secondly lets take a look at the positive outcome of actually being able to smoke Smarties....oh wait there isn't any. Smarties are delicious, tart candies and they make you gleek very easily. They are delicious one at a time or shoving the entire thing into your mouth. Now smarties are 98 percent high fructose corn syrup, so in order to "smoke" the smarties you have to basically carmallize the sugar and inhale quickly as your candy is both melting and smoking. As you are only inhaling carcinogens, which means you aren't even benefittinng from the high/rush of a normal cigarette or even more powerful methamphetemines.

Overall this post is both baffling and dissapointing, I've tried smoking smarties at least a dozen times since watching it and now I cough up a black syrup like substance from my lungs, and no rush/high. This guy can fuck himself.
Hunt Stockwell - Americanmechmuertos on June 9th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
Also if you look in the background you can clearly make out the multi-pastel colored toddle play pen from which he must have escaped (I am assuming the sunglasses and terrible youtube handle are a result of him trying to create a convincing alias now that he is on the run within his parents sewing room). Perhaps this is more a video about the failure of this particular model of play pen and the resulting tragedy that can result from poor design.
[ Demo ]™: LULZ - Advice Dog demodotexe on June 9th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
And I thought kids were happy enough eating Smarties.
Treasachtreasach on June 12th, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
It's stupid, I'll agree, but I don't think it's all that bad. I remember when my friends tried to smoke fruit rollups; as in, they set them on fire & inhaled that crap. Whatever. I think people are making far too big a deal about it.

My $.02.