I'm celebrating this by having a new drink. 1 part sweet tea vodka and 1 part Southern Comfort (I suppose you could also do equal shots of vodka and SoCo in very sweet tea, also). I'd call it the "Liquid Panty Remover" if that wasn't both cheesy and already done, so I think I'll just call it "South In Your Mouth" and love every sweet, tasty drop. Holy shit, this stuff is dangerous. Yes, you can come by and have some, but you better hurry, it's goin' fast.
Happy 4th, y'all.