So, it seems that fast-food chain Hardee's is doing a little contest. Famous for their biscuits, they've started making cinnamon-and-sugar "biscuit holes" (like donut holes) served with icing to dip them in. However, in need of a boffo name, they've started a contest to name them. You can find this contest, I shit you not, at " NameOurHoles.com ". I can't make this stuff up, kids.