God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Friday Five and Sexual Quiz

1. What was your first job?
~~ Making trophies

2. Have you ever had an affair or fling with someone you worked with?
~~ Nope, I try to never mix relationships and office space

3. Have you ever shoplifted?
~~ Yep...caught, too.

4. What was your favorite childhood toy?
~~ Hmm...my tape recorder, I think

5. What are your plans this weekend?
~~ toga party and cleaning


Assume the answer is yes:
1. Had sex?
2. Had oral sex?
3. Had anal sex?
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session?
5. Devoted a whole day to sex?
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session?
7. Received open praise for sexual technique?
8. Written an erotic story?
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex?
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands?
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth?
12. Had sex while totally dressed?
13. Had sex while standing up?
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes?
15. Had sex during the "monthly visit"?
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically?
17. Used ice erotically?
18. Used hot melted wax erotically?
19. Shaved your pubic hair?
20. Used a sex toy?
21. Used a vibrator?
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)?
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner?
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex?
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex?
26. Given sex in sympathy?
27. Had sex with a virgin?
28. Ever cheated on someone?
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you?
30. Had sex with your landlord?
Nope
31. Had sex with a teacher? Nope
32. Had sex with a boss? Nope
33. Had sex with a relative? Nope, but there's a couple I wouldn't mind
34. Had sex with two members of the same family?
35. Had sex with twins?
36. Had homosexual sex?
37. Had sex with a pet? Nope
38. Had sex with a farm animal? Nope
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them?
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know?
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages?
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners?
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? Not quite
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours?
45. Had a menage-a-trois?
46. Had group sex (more than 3)?
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club?
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? Nope
49. Had sex in a public place?
50. If so, where? Lots of them
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight?
52. Had sex on the roof of a building?
53. Had sex in a car?
54. Had sex in a moving car?
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope
56. Had sex outdoors at night?
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Nope
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)?
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest?
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)?
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? Not THIS office
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex?
64. Had sex in a public restroom?
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? Nope, but would love to try the train
66. Had sex in a dark theatre?
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)?
68. Had sex in an elevator?
69. Had sex in a cemetery?
70. Had sex in a store dressing room?
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances?
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger?
73. Looked at a nude magazine?
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)?
75. Seen a live stripper?
76. Seen a live sex show? other than what goes on in the bedroom?
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge?
78. Showered with a partner?
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genital,mooned)?
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? Nope, only 4 of us
81. Stripped for someone?
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more?
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? Nope, not an official one
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more?
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)?
86. Showered while someone watched?
87. Masturbated?
88. Masturbated while someone watched?
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people?
90. Masturbated covertly in public?
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching?
92. Been walked in on while having sex?
93. Walked in on someone having sex?
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner?
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo?
97. Been photographed nude?
98. Been photographed having sex?
99. Been videotaped having sex?
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? Nope
101. Role-played a sexual situation?
102. Taken part in transvestism?
103. Used a blindfold during sex?
104. Used handcuffs during sex?
105. Inflicted pain during sex?
106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? Not intentionally
107. Used nipple clips?
108. Used sex dice?
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex?
110. Received an electric shock during sex? Not intentionally
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit)? Had it drawn FROM me
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? Nope
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? Nope
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding?
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