God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Don't need lovin', need psychiatric aid,
Don't like lovin', just like gettin' laid,
Though I'm singin' til I'm hoarse,
Am I sexist? Well, of course!
I'm 42, my girlfriend's 8, I do as I please,
You've only got to smell me to catch my disease!

I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
I'm a headbanger, and when I break my head, I bang my girl instead

I've got verrucas on my tongue, and I grow mushrooms on my bum,
See this swelling in my pants? Well, that's a nest of killer ants!
I eat raw meat, I like things weird,
I've got three Big Macs and a dildo in my beard!

I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
And one day, when my head falls off, I'll bang my neck instead,
Wanna bang it, bang it, and when I die,
Wanna be electrocuted, wanna fry!

I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I got a motor-head...
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