Don't like lovin', just like gettin' laid,
Though I'm singin' til I'm hoarse,
Am I sexist? Well, of course!
I'm 42, my girlfriend's 8, I do as I please,
You've only got to smell me to catch my disease!
I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
I'm a headbanger, and when I break my head, I bang my girl instead
I've got verrucas on my tongue, and I grow mushrooms on my bum,
See this swelling in my pants? Well, that's a nest of killer ants!
I eat raw meat, I like things weird,
I've got three Big Macs and a dildo in my beard!
I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
And one day, when my head falls off, I'll bang my neck instead,
Wanna bang it, bang it, and when I die,
Wanna be electrocuted, wanna fry!
I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I like to bang my head,
I'm a headbanger, headbanger, yeah, I got a motor-head...
