Bah, it takes entirely too much to get me drunk, and I'm trying to save some for later. That's OK, though, because it also occurs to me that anything I think I'd do drunk, I'll also do sober, except be quite as explicit about what I'd love to do to whom, or what I'll say if they ask.

And even then, I might. So it's just as well. This way I can remember it or apologize, as necessary.