1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
~The tarot card of "the magician" generally refers to one that combines all forces for the betterment of others...and that sounds like what I try to do.
2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
~ Pizza, Mushrooms, Cheeseburgers, Hotdogs, KitKat bars
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
~ I've been WORKED over...
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
~ Huey, Dewey, Louie...and Ringo.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
~ Never been out of the country
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
~ One day closer to moving
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
~ Leaving
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?
~ Rented a gorilla costume and delivered my own "gorilla-gram" for
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
~ Not here...I'll save that for a certain someone else
10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?
~ Perhaps
11. NAME THREE TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
~ Mr. MacElroy (Calculus)...for being a riot, and being passionate about what he did
~ Mr. Long (Computer Basics)...for knowing we were advanced, and not stopping us
~ Mr. Ferree (Physics)...for being the easiest and funniest to prank on
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?
~ "All Is Transitory"
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
~ 18...but I was stupid, and it wasn't her fault
14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?
~ All of them?
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?
~ Not really
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
~ Good question...I'll let you all know when I get stuck somewhere
17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
~ Isaac (
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
~ TV? Whuzzat?
19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?
~ Talk shows suck...I'd start my own. Or maybe I'd do a guest appearance on The Man Show.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
~ Jack Rammer
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
~ No
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
~ Work
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
~ "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World
24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
~ "Well it's into the shame and it's into the guilt and it's into the fuckin' fray,
And the walls ran red around me, a warm arterial spray."
25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?
~ Thank Goddess, NO!!!
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Castle Ravenloft...if Isaac doesn't build it first.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
~ Nothin'
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
~ CD's, books, software, papers, pictures
29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
~ Business cards, pictures, ID, chains
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
~ $884
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
~ Boots
32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
~ Leather
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
~ Boring
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
~ I'll wait until the next one...I have a feeling about it.
35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
~ Dwarf, without question.
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
~ a couple thousand in ones to roll around in
~ a big party, somewhere exotic
~ a clean slate, bill-wise
~ a fucking car
~ a propeller beanie (hey, I never had one)
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
~ Strip, set my alarm
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
~ Deja Knarf
39. NAME THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
~ Johnny Bravo
~ Earthworm Jim
~ Bugs Bunny
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
~ Maxim, Rolling Stone