1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
~The tarot card of "the magician" generally refers to one that combines all forces for the betterment of others...and that sounds like what I try to do.
2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
~ Pizza, Mushrooms, Cheeseburgers, Hotdogs, KitKat bars
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
~ I've been WORKED over...
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
~ Huey, Dewey, Louie...and Ringo.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
~ Never been out of the country
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
~ One day closer to moving
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?
~ Rented a gorilla costume and delivered my own "gorilla-gram" for sylvaine2001's b'day
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
~ Not here...I'll save that for a certain someone else
10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?
11. NAME THREE TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
~ Mr. MacElroy (Calculus)...for being a riot, and being passionate about what he did
~ Mr. Long (Computer Basics)...for knowing we were advanced, and not stopping us
~ Mr. Ferree (Physics)...for being the easiest and funniest to prank on
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?
~ "All Is Transitory"
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
~ 18...but I was stupid, and it wasn't her fault
14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?
~ All of them?
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?
~ Not really
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
~ Good question...I'll let you all know when I get stuck somewhere
17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
~ Isaac (discordian)...been there too many times through the years not to be
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
~ TV? Whuzzat?
19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?
~ Talk shows suck...I'd start my own. Or maybe I'd do a guest appearance on The Man Show.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
~ Jack Rammer
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
~ "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World
24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
~ "Well it's into the shame and it's into the guilt and it's into the fuckin' fray,
And the walls ran red around me, a warm arterial spray."
25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?
~ Thank Goddess, NO!!!
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Castle Ravenloft...if Isaac doesn't build it first.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
~ CD's, books, software, papers, pictures
29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
~ Business cards, pictures, ID, chains
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
~ I'll wait until the next one...I have a feeling about it.
35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
~ Dwarf, without question.
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
~ a couple thousand in ones to roll around in
~ a big party, somewhere exotic
~ a clean slate, bill-wise
~ a fucking car
~ a propeller beanie (hey, I never had one)
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
~ Strip, set my alarm
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
~ Deja Knarf
39. NAME THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
~ Johnny Bravo
~ Earthworm Jim
~ Bugs Bunny
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
~ Maxim, Rolling Stone