Ninjas grow them, you know.
Not the best product advertisement. Did you know my grandfather used to be a regional manager for this company?
What is the noun of collection for butterflies, anyway? (It's a 'flight', but can also be a 'swarm', a 'kaleidoscope', or a 'rabble', apparently)
I don't wanna know.
DJ Ruth Flowers, 69-year-old British turntablist, and a damn good one
They finally got tired of saving the annoying princess and went into business.
"Strained peas again?!?"
Does anyone have her number?
This reminds me of captainwhimsy and his frog hat...
Go, baby, go!
Even sumo wrestlers like to cut loose.
There hasn't been a Mortal Kombat game in a while, they had to make a living.
The illusion of choice
If this was next to my desk at work, I'd never get anything done. Unless I had a wireless keyboard, in which case I'd never leave.
I don't think he'll fit in the Fitting Room.
The flair of a unicycle, the safety of a tricycle...in one!
If you need me, I'll be over there, somewhere.
Even spiky guys need a hug.
Maybe you should move the car, occasionally.
"Dammit, this looked so easy from the other side of the fence..."
Hope it made you laugh, we could all use more of that. Send my Dad some positive vibes, if you get a chance, I found out today he just got out of the hospital, where they put 2 more stents in him. Have a great weekend!