God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Continuing last night's streak of stupid, I sat down to watch the rest of "The IT Crowd". Once done, I got up to go to bed and nailed my right knee on the edge of the couch.


In hopping around in pain, I nailed my left knee on the wine rack.

Double ouch.

About this time, I heard the sound of running liquid. Yep, I'd managed to knock the cork out of a bottle of wine, which was now emptying itself on my floor. This meant i had to hurry around in pain, getting wine all down my pants, trying to mop up the floor...meaning I was on my knees.

Some days, I look impressive. That wasn't one of them.
Tags: pain, stress

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