You always want to remember your special day.
When bunny ears just aren't enough.
I guess they really wanted the path right there.
Looks like a scene from Twilight Zone: The Movie
Was this really such a chore?
"What's for dinner, Mom?"
When all else fails...
Where there's a will, there's a grill.
Way to go, jackass.
Who ordered the large cup o'kitten?
Good thing you had that crane, that height was a bitch to deal with.
No, this is not an ultrasound of me at that age...but it could have been.
Man's best friend, indeed.
Furries, eat your hearts out.
It's transport! It's a ride! It's both!
Hope your weekend is full of fun, and stay safe out there...but dammit, get out there and have fun, man. Don't fall into that trap of trick-or-treating in the middle of the day at the fuckin' mall, willya? Remember to have a good time, and that there STILL have never been any actual reported cases of razor blades in apples, etc. Save the paranoia for things that are legit...and the scary monsters.