God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Bed:0, Me:1...For Now

(Ganked from vebelfetzer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ME: I have to wake up now.

BED: No. Don't go. Not yet...

ME: It's almost nine. I have shit to do.

BED: No. You. Must. Stay. With Bed. Bed soft and luscious...

ME: No, I have to get up. You are evil. Let me go.

BED: Bed not evil. Bed delicious. Bed LOVE you...

ME: Yes, and I love Bed, but I have to--

BED: NO!!! YOU ARE MINE!!! YOU MUST STAY!!! FOREVER!!!

A strangely difficult struggle with the blankets ensues. I emerge,
out of breath, slightly afraid.

BED:(quietly)One day, you will stay with bed...One day, you will stay...forever.
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