This must be hypnotic when in motion.
Obviously, you forgot where you parked...forever.
I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts...
*facepalm* Well, yeah, you might feel like you need to reclaim your testicles.
Yep, them's some dog treats.
Hell, even ignoring the sexual reference, did no one think "giant robot that becomes a chicken, that's just dumb"?
Bad ad placement
"Shit, hang on, just hang on, blizzard's gotta quit some time..."
Someone's mind was on something else when they typed this one out.
Soldiering isn't always about killing.
I think that would be a personal foul. I'd find it personally foul, anyway. You can pick your friends, but...
"Enjoy this now because, when he grows up, you're a snack, Mr. Bunny."
Suddenly, I'm not hungry.
I kinda want this, and I kinda don't.
Pick up the phone, and then you can still reach to the front desk.
I'll be in my bunk.
I've agreed to be a pincushion for one of Jessica's med school friends to get some practice doing injections and EKGs today so, if you don't hear from me again, you'll know she needs more practice. Have a great weekend!