God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Hypothetically Speaking

So, scenario:

You're on the couch. The couple who lives in the same house starts to get food out to make dinner. One of them asks the other to pause for a moment, they need to talk privately. They go into another room, then one comes back, smiling, and puts said food away. Couple retires to their room.

Half an hour later, when they are still not out, you decide you need to tell them something. It's something minor and not situation-affecting, but you knock on their door anyway. There's a pause and sounds stop, they ask "what?", and when you try the door, it's locked.

Now, do you:

- A: Leave them the Hell alone, it's pretty OBVIOUS what they are doing, or
- B: shout your pointless words through the door, making sure to interrupt them and to go on long enough to stall out any approaching orgasm?

Let's just say that I cannot WAIT for this troglodyte and her man to be out of the house.
Tags: house, sex

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