God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Excuse Me, Sir, Would You Shut Up?

While out for breakfast, numerauko and I were subjected to someone I'm going to call Captain RedState.

Good god...this guy was turned around at the diner, talking loudly to anyone and everyone, whether they cared to listen or not. It was on and on about speaking English and stupid foreigners and guns and football and Marines and you-name-it. Just went on for the entire time, it was insane.

"You know why you carry a pocket knife? For when you run out of bullets."
"Once she started speaking English, I was fine with her. Honey, you have to understand the words I'm saying, or you just need to get out."
"Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness. The only people I'll apologize to are my mom and my daughter."

Could not WAIT to get out of there. Breakfast was good, though.
Tags: a day in the life, mockery

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