God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Cutting To The Chase

Chaos Blackflame: What's the use of having a wordy bastard around otherwise?
LDKnight1: Well...
LDKnight1: I suppose we can wrap him in oats and sell him as breakfast food.
Chaos Blackflame: Raisin Bastard?
LDKnight1: Raisin Brainy?
Chaos Blackflame: Perhaps. But I doubt he'll fit in the box...or the box on the shelf.
LDKnight1: One word. Ginsu.
Chaos Blackflame: also true...I prefer 'Cut-Rite'
LDKnight1: I don't know.. man. I got a set of Ginsu knives.... those fuckers scare me.
Chaos Blackflame: Perhaps...
Chaos Blackflame: but for sheer 'get the body cut up', gimme the chainsaw
LDKnight1: True.. very true. Nothing says "I love you" like a gas powered chainsaw.
Chaos Blackflame: except maybe a chipper/mulcher
LDKnight1: No no.. that's for divorce.
Chaos Blackflame: hell, that's for LOTS of things
LDKnight1: True.. you just can't go wrong with a wood-chipper.
Chaos Blackflame: true dat.

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