The Rapture may not have happened but there was a religious experience, nevertheless. Miss Kathryn just dragged me out of the house...and bought me a new BBQ. Nice big 4-burner with the side cooker, stainless steel, very sexy. I have christened it Fleshhound, as it hungers for meat (I would have gone with Cthugha, The Great Burner, but he's too hard to control).
Ladies and gentlemen...Grill Christ has arisen again. Let the consumption begin anew.