Wake Jessica up. Dead asleep, dreaming, it takes me shouting and shaking her to wake her up. Still, all is well, she gets up, gets clothes, i get up, she asks "Where are my glasses?" We search the bedside, no luck. Lights on, still nothing. Finally, i say that I can see better since I have MY glasses on, let me look while she goes to get food. Nothing. I come back out, we retrace last night's movements, determine they should be right there. i go back, pull everything out, when sher calls me from the kitchen. I come out, she looks perturbed. After a few seconds, it dawns on me that she's wearing her glasses.
Yes, she was not awake enough to notice she'd put them on, and I was apparently not observant enough to see them on her face. Good morning, everyone!