Now then, let's roll.
Got your morning beverage of choice?
This was once a fun place.
They all want out, NOW.
Spot knew he had to clean up that mess, fast.
One of the Thousand Islands, appropriately named "Just Large Enough"
OK, seriously, get pants that fit. That's not a muffin top, that's a full-blown cake.
Slime mold fruiting bodies
Teach them to fight back
As if the big truck didn't already make you look like you were compensating for something...
Hey, I like Starburst candies.
I want some of the Starburst Babies, underneath.
Well, one problem down, one to go.
Proper discipline will keep pretty much any dog well-behaved...even in rough situations.
(originally had a comment about pit bulls)
You have too much money when you are willing to pour Dom Pérignon into the ocean for a swimming pig.
Descend into the greenery
Interesting choice of cap, sir. Doesn't make you look like a pedophile at ALL.
I think eating things probably comes naturally.
I can't make this stuff up, folks.
Where are the books? That's the mystery!
Must be pretty nifty...
Party all day
Guess he really needs those new glasses.
Bats love watermelon. Who knew?
Have a great weekend!