Dive on in!
Douche-cops
Life imitates art
Butterfly of Doom
When I make my Evil Lair™, I'll add this to the design.
Balance
.....why?
Modern-day Kali?
Apparently, this is the best place to get a tattoo on your ass.
Chillin' with the juice
Farming in sinkhole country
Relaxation
Be different
"Oh my god, you gotta come up here and try this!"
Creativity
Looks like she ran off and left him with the kids
No one uses those fire escape ladders, anyway.
Nightmare fuel
Morning dew
Looks like something from a pirate map
When you said "the world is mine", I kinda thought you had something more impressive in mind.
Incentive
Well-trained dog
Endure
Bad planning
Well, gee, what do i do now?
Priorities, dude.
Seriously, if you're going out today, be careful and be considerate. You might be the only one doing it, but do it anyway. Better yet, stay home and shop online...or just wait a day or two. Have a great weekend!