
Morning at the water

Gangsta Gramma

Yeah, I'm sure that'll hold it.

Nightmare Fuel

Good thing you padlocked that.

It's slow, but it IS coming to get you.

Faucets for Hot, Cold, Ranch, Peanut Butter, and Antifreeze

Birth

Well, guess I can't drive through THERE.

Erotic Chicken Wings

Might be time to transplant the dog from a planter to a prepared plot.

Light

Grounded in 3...2...1...

Perhaps that pot was not rated for pasta.

If you need me, I'll be here.

Share and share alike

Motion

"Hey, guys, has anyone seen Gary? His wife's looking for him."

If you're going to have the other side launch you, you have to let go.

NO ONE MAY COME UP HERE.

Even in the animal kingdom, parents yell at their kids for doing dumb things.

Oh, come on.

Aww, dinner brought it's own kindling. Anyone for squab?

Yes, she's actually taking up four seats for her stuffed animals.

The road-painting crew was on drugs today.
Have a great weekend!