sigh. if we had a pool, this is what would be in it.

Worth the wait, but no apologies needed, love. You take care of you and your lady first. Us folks out in the net-o-sphere aren't nearly so important.

1) Where's the Avatar when you need one?
2) KITTIES!
3) A chicken in every flat!
4) That is Position Seven (Snake Caresses Chin) in Cat Yoga.
5) OK, yes, my wife is a were-elephant.
6) I would not hire this man.
7) Perfect time to torture and murder the guy...
8) You know I don't have control of my lips. Why do you torture me so? Last week it was ballons!
9) Except for the parts that don't. Canoe/Kayak in Broxbourne, Rowing, Flatwater Canoe/Kayak, in Eton Dorney, Football (soccer) in Hampden Park (Scotland) and Millenium Stadium (Wales) and Old Trafford (Northwest England) and St James Park (Scotland I believe) and Villa Park (West Midlands), and SAiling in Weymouth and Portland (Southwest England)... for some reason they did manage to keep cycling in London.
10) I only read the small print during a fire?
11) All that stuff is full price except for the "Ever Thang" (tm) brand left-thread light bulb.
12) Best part: it was the car he bought before the divorce and the only thing his ex-wife let him keep because it was his midlife crisis car. And the mower is leaking gas and oil all over the back seat. Worst thing: The two very strong guys at the shop who put it in the car won't be there to help him get it out when he gets home.
13) Puppies! Puppies will make you sleep!
14) Did they intentionally do that to make the place wheelchair inaccessible?
15) Mommy. The strawberry said a bad word to me.
16) But what do they have to do with World of Warcraft?
17) Bunch of flashers.
18) the Escher Car.
19) So, she wore Sister Psyche's bathing suit?
20) That stairway makes me queasy
21) TRIUMPHworld?
22) That's five days worth of nest-growth. Must've gone on vacation.
23) There is a joke in here about losing temper.
24) Dog will bite or lick human nose in 5... 4... 3...
25) Dogs perform Cat and Lion Stretch vertically against walls so nobody will recognize and turn them in to the species police.
26) You're supposed to remove the computers from the server room BEFORE you apply the blow-in insulation to the repair...
27) KITTIES! I mean, BEARS!

Edited at 2012-08-11 06:42 pm (UTC)

take care of yourself. pictures can wait. {{hugs}}