which song do you wish was written about you?
~~ Space Lord, by Monster Magnet
Which book character would you like to have been?
~~ Richard Garrison, Brian Lumley's 'Psychosphere'
what is the most played cd in your whole collection?
~~ Concrete Blonde's 'Mexican Moon' or Curve's 'Doppelganger'
what is your favorite day of the week and why?
~~ Everyday is Halloween, my friends. They're all the same for me.
what is your shortest relationship?
~~ Ignoring LD relationships that never really materialized, that would be Courtney Black, 1991..a couple months, and she had some friendship problems that she needed to deal with, and I was leaving for college anyway.
how many dead people have you seen?
~~ Too many.
what is your favorite finger and why?
~~ Left ring finger. Because it's smart enough to not have to do anything but look good.
quote me something from memory.
~~ That is a dangerous thing to say to a singer...hmmm, how about:
The Devil went down to Gerorgia, he was looking for a soul to steal,
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal,
When he came upon a boy who was playin' a fiddle and playin' it hot,
Sat down right beside him and said "Boy, let me tell you what,
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too,
And if you care to take a dare then I'll make a bet with you,
Now, you sound pretty good there, son, but give the Devil his due,
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, to say I'm better than you."
Well, the boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take that bet, and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Johnny, you rosin up your bow and play that fiddle hard,
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards,
And if you win, you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul...
Well, the Devil jumped on a hickory stump and said, "I'll start this show,"
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow,
And he drew the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss,
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this...
Well, Johnny stood on up and said, "You're pretty good old son,
But sit down on that chair right there, and let me show you how it's done!"
**Fire on the mountain, run, boys, run,
**Devil's in the house of the rising sun,
**Chicken in the breadpan picking at dough,
**Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no...
Well, the Devil hung his head because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet,
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been."
define "love" without using a dictionary.
~~Love is when you relax enough to enjoy it, and they do the same.
the KLF burning one million pounds was?
~~ A riot...you go, guys!
the last thing you said to your parents was?
~~ "Face it, Mom, your mind is going in your old age."
when was the last time you threw up?
~~ Can't recall
guess how old you'll live to
~~ As long as I can manage, I'm trying for immortality...so far, so good.
and on your gravestone it will say?
~~ "He made us smile."
what colour are your socks today?
~~ Invisible, apparently.
is fat a feminist issue or a three letter word?
~~ Biologically, Entomologically, or Socially?
what's your favorite colour of spaceship?
~~ Dark reflective purple.
Tom Cruise's retainer: cool or lame?
~~ Tom Cruise: lame. Period.
fact or fiction?
~~ Depends on whether I want you to believe it. Prolly Fiction disguised as Fact.
found it, found it and lost it, or still looking for it?
~~ Found It, Leashed It, and Taught It Some New Tricks.
the livejournal user i most want to hug is?
~~ zombiedip, duh! But the list is extensive.