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21 July 2002 @ 10:09 am
Sunday Morning Craperoo  
Damn, it, I want to know why, no matter what I do, I always wake up on my stomach? Frankly, it's bad for my back and my shoulders, and so you'd think the ol' bod would decide not to do it...but why should I trust it, it hasn't listened to me in years.

Thinking about taking the Bug swimming and picnicin' today...we'll see. My shoulder was in SERIOUS pain this morning from throwing him down the Slip'n'Slide yesterday, but I'll deal.

Through links within links, I ran across this article, which seems to be the Mormon faith's helpful hints on "how to stop masturbating". Christ on a bun...this is another reason why I am against organized religion. Fuck you, you uptight freaks...this is not something that hurts anyone. Besides, if nothing else, some of their facts here are BLATANTLY false: in describing the workings of the male sexual organs, it claims that the rate at which the seminal vesicles refill with semen is "for some it may be several times a week, for others twice a month and for others, hardly ever." TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS, YOU DRIED-UP FRIGID PRUDES!!! Sure, age, disease, and infirmity can cause this, but not normally...but you don't mention THAT do you? No, you just tell people to tie their hands to the bedpost at night and clutch the Book Of Moron with the other at night.

Speaking of this, to a certain LJ-er out there who shall remain nameless: Yes, I read that, and at your request, did not comment, but I just want to say 'congratulations' at your discovery. Rock On! No, don't comment here and reveal yourself...you know who you are.


*NOTE* -- Yep, I actually DO know that it's the Book of Mormon, not the Book Of Moron. I'm impressed someone would actually waste time IM'ing me to tell me this in anger. Guess what? Eat me. I dare you to message me again, I'll whip it out and beat off while you bitch. Sound good? Hell, I can arrange a blowjob and more, and I'll be happy to describe it in detail while you whine and complain. *I* won't be the unhappy one. Bring in on, shitter.
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: Old Scratch - 2000 Maniacs
skiterlady on July 21st, 2002 10:59 am (UTC)

I wish I had your flair with language when I'm angry!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 21st, 2002 01:56 pm (UTC)
*LOL*...You know, discordian has known me for several years, and he regularly refers to me as 'that wordy bastard' (term of endearment, of course!)...I pride myself on my sesquipedalian loquaciousness.

zombiedip on July 21st, 2002 06:07 pm (UTC)
wordy bastard
and we shall receive it in abundance .. WOOHOO!
The Cynic: HGTGdiscordian on July 21st, 2002 04:59 pm (UTC)
Yup. I just wish I had that wordy bastard's flair with language.. angry or not.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Inquisitor Crossarchmage on July 21st, 2002 06:59 pm (UTC)
Ya know, considering I was apparently typing my response just as you were doing the same, this is entirely too serendipitous.

What was it you said earlier? "Quit it."
My Life As A Military Wife & Mother: Mebabyinga on July 21st, 2002 12:00 pm (UTC)
hmmm I sleep on my tummy could this be why my back, neck, and shoulders always hurt? I can't believe someone imed you fussing about the Book Of Mormon. I am a Mormon (though not a practicing one for years) and yet I call it the book of Moron at times. I am just careful not to do it in front of anyone that would be offended by it. Sorry I never e-maailed you yesterday but I had my hands pretty full here. When I return from SC I will check and see if you need me to do that d/l for you and we can work out the time and all then. Hope you have a great day today!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 21st, 2002 02:00 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, that could be a source of the pain.

I was surprised too, since that meant after reading me, they had to go out of their way to get my AIM and then make the effort to do it...morons. Can't live with them, can't paint them grey and sell them as sculpture.

No worries, hun...get hold of me when you get back.
zombiedip on July 21st, 2002 06:06 pm (UTC)
I always wake up on my stomach?
i certainly hope it's not a subconcious "get her off of me already" thing going on in ur mind. i try to give u air for small periods of the day. but only to rest up of course ;)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 21st, 2002 07:03 pm (UTC)
Hell no! Bring it on!
Reborn in Firehammerforge on July 22nd, 2002 03:58 am (UTC)
Some moron felt a need to IM you just to argue over your amusing tidbit on his moronic religion? Jeebus!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 22nd, 2002 07:56 am (UTC)
Yeah! Man, I love humans sometimes...
Reborn in Firehammerforge on July 22nd, 2002 02:24 pm (UTC)
Fucking idiots,
Kendall: funkothiym on July 22nd, 2002 07:37 am (UTC)

Heh -- you know, you probably don't want to hear this, but when you rant angrily like that I just want to pinch your cheeks.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 22nd, 2002 07:58 am (UTC)

I'll take that in the spirit in which it comes and appreciate it, hun. Rock..