Damn, it, I want to know why, no matter what I do, I always wake up on my stomach? Frankly, it's bad for my back and my shoulders, and so you'd think the ol' bod would decide not to do it...but why should I trust it, it hasn't listened to me in years.
Thinking about taking the Bug swimming and picnicin' today...we'll see. My shoulder was in SERIOUS pain this morning from throwing him down the Slip'n'Slide yesterday, but I'll deal.
Through links within links, I ran across this article, which seems to be the Mormon faith's helpful hints on "how to stop masturbating". Christ on a bun...this is another reason why I am against organized religion. Fuck you, you uptight freaks...this is not something that hurts anyone. Besides, if nothing else, some of their facts here are BLATANTLY false: in describing the workings of the male sexual organs, it claims that the rate at which the seminal vesicles refill with semen is "for some it may be several times a week, for others twice a month and for others, hardly ever." TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS, YOU DRIED-UP FRIGID PRUDES!!! Sure, age, disease, and infirmity can cause this, but not normally...but you don't mention THAT do you? No, you just tell people to tie their hands to the bedpost at night and clutch the Book Of Moron with the other at night.
Speaking of this, to a certain LJ-er out there who shall remain nameless: Yes, I read that, and at your request, did not comment, but I just want to say 'congratulations' at your discovery. Rock On! No, don't comment here and reveal yourself...you know who you are.
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*NOTE* -- Yep, I actually DO know that it's the Book of Mormon, not the Book Of Moron. I'm impressed someone would actually waste time IM'ing me to tell me this in anger. Guess what? Eat me. I dare you to message me again, I'll whip it out and beat off while you bitch. Sound good? Hell, I can arrange a blowjob and more, and I'll be happy to describe it in detail while you whine and complain. *I* won't be the unhappy one. Bring in on, shitter.
Thinking about taking the Bug swimming and picnicin' today...we'll see. My shoulder was in SERIOUS pain this morning from throwing him down the Slip'n'Slide yesterday, but I'll deal.
Through links within links, I ran across this article, which seems to be the Mormon faith's helpful hints on "how to stop masturbating". Christ on a bun...this is another reason why I am against organized religion. Fuck you, you uptight freaks...this is not something that hurts anyone. Besides, if nothing else, some of their facts here are BLATANTLY false: in describing the workings of the male sexual organs, it claims that the rate at which the seminal vesicles refill with semen is "for some it may be several times a week, for others twice a month and for others, hardly ever." TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS, YOU DRIED-UP FRIGID PRUDES!!! Sure, age, disease, and infirmity can cause this, but not normally...but you don't mention THAT do you? No, you just tell people to tie their hands to the bedpost at night and clutch the Book Of Moron with the other at night.
Speaking of this, to a certain LJ-er out there who shall remain nameless: Yes, I read that, and at your request, did not comment, but I just want to say 'congratulations' at your discovery. Rock On! No, don't comment here and reveal yourself...you know who you are.
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ADDITIONAL EDIT
*NOTE* -- Yep, I actually DO know that it's the Book of Mormon, not the Book Of Moron. I'm impressed someone would actually waste time IM'ing me to tell me this in anger. Guess what? Eat me. I dare you to message me again, I'll whip it out and beat off while you bitch. Sound good? Hell, I can arrange a blowjob and more, and I'll be happy to describe it in detail while you whine and complain. *I* won't be the unhappy one. Bring in on, shitter.
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