I had someone recently tell me that they would LOVE to be able to witness me ranting live, since they can only imagine the animation and outpouring. For those that are curious, my rants come in a variety of flavors. I can calmly debate a point, all the while relaxed in a chair, smoking. I can climb on top of a table and give a sermon (yes, I'm an ordained minister, Church of Universal Life). I can pace back and forth while tearing up a point of view. The subject makes the difference, but all in all, try to imagine a SubGenius Devival...that's me, when I get going.
And speaking of flavors, have you ever noticed that everything weird that comes in flavors has a "Pina Colada" flavor? Sodas don't, normal things don't, but flavored ass lube? Pina Colada. Now me, I'm not a big Pina Colada fan, regardless, but what's the big draw on Pina Colada? And why NOT make Pina Colada soda? Lounge Lizards need caffeine, too. Shit, as many other stupid things that come in Pina Colada flavor, you'd think someone would think to make Pina Colada soda, or tea, or bubble bath. Wait, I think there IS bubble bath. It does make me wonder if the National Pina Colada Marketing Board has a bunch of perverts on the steering committee, who only want their flavor in the bars and the sex shops.