A: "OK, I play 'New Lingerie', giving my 'Oriental Dominatrix' a +2 to attract"
B: "Dammit, that thing is really horning in on my territory!"
A: "Heh, heh, yeah...your streets will be mine soon."
C: "My turn? OK, I'm gonna tap my 'Coke Dealer' to add +1 to all my 'ho's, and tap my 'Blonde', my 'Redhead', and all my 'Brunettes' to work your area."
B: "FUCK ME AGNES! OK, ok, I'll catfight the brunettes with my girls, and tap two 'Pubs' to power my 'Police Bribes' against the others."
C: "I gotta get me one of those...care to trade?"
B: "Hell no!"
A: "I might have an extra, we'll talk later."
B: "My turn, finally. OK, right off the bat, I'm playing 'Outbreak Of Clap', so get rid of half your 'ho's."
A: "Shit, good play."
B: "Then, I'll play 'White Slaver', which gives me four extra 'ho's."
C: "Man, that card is SERIOUSLY rare!"
A: "Well, it's gonna do you no good...I play 'Sting Operation', get rid of all of them!"
B: "Damn, and no cash left for my 'Police Bribes'! ARG!"
UPDATE: the cards mentioned above, as well as a couple others, have been made! Check them out here!