kespernorth mentioned something he had heard about English schoolchildren collecting hookers' call cards from phone boxes and usung them as trading cards, and mentioned he could just see the game now...which led to my mind going ape. I had to repost this, a session of the hot new game, Prostitution: the Nookieing...A: "OK, I play 'New Lingerie', giving my 'Oriental Dominatrix' a +2 to attract"
B: "Dammit, that thing is really horning in on my territory!"
A: "Heh, heh, yeah...your streets will be mine soon."
C: "My turn? OK, I'm gonna tap my 'Coke Dealer' to add +1 to all my 'ho's, and tap my 'Blonde', my 'Redhead', and all my 'Brunettes' to work your area."
B: "FUCK ME AGNES! OK, ok, I'll catfight the brunettes with my girls, and tap two 'Pubs' to power my 'Police Bribes' against the others."
C: "I gotta get me one of those...care to trade?"
B: "Hell no!"
A: "I might have an extra, we'll talk later."
B: "My turn, finally. OK, right off the bat, I'm playing 'Outbreak Of Clap', so get rid of half your 'ho's."
A: "Shit, good play."
B: "Then, I'll play 'White Slaver', which gives me four extra 'ho's."
C: "Man, that card is SERIOUSLY rare!"
A: "Well, it's gonna do you no good...I play 'Sting Operation', get rid of all of them!"
B: "Damn, and no cash left for my 'Police Bribes'! ARG!"
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UPDATE: the cards mentioned above, as well as a couple others, have been made! Check them out here!