faecat):Pirate Name: Captain Jack Kidd -- Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
(Incidently, i did it slightly differently, with my handle instead of my name, and got: Mad Jack Rackham -- Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!)
Raver Name: Neato Skittle...maybe I'll use that as a secondary working DJ name...