Then Again, Maybe Not. Fuckers.
planetnikita pointed out recently the tendency for all vampires in the media today to be good-looking and seductive. It's sad to me that what used to be the stuff of nightmares has now been relegated to the stuff of porn. Give me a good old-fashioned "monstrous snarling rip-off-your-head-and-lap-up-your-blood"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Fact: The human body was not built to breath pea pods.