My morning? Well, after one of the weirdest and most eclectically nonsensical dreams I've had in a long time, it ended with me punching some guy out...and I woke up just as I punched out my bedside lamp. Managed to knock the remote to my stereo and my cell phone all off the nightstand as well as the lamp (which no longer works)...but somehow missed the glass half-full of water (*whew*). A minute later, as I am registering it, my alarm goes off. Good fuckin' mornin'.