OK, after various posts seen in the last few days, I'm firing up an idea that discordian and I talked about some time ago. Therefore, I want to officially introduce the "Society For The Advancement Of The Long-Haired Male".
Our purpose: to help remove the stigma of long-haired males as either redneck morons or dopey-looking models, and to show that long hair on a guy isn't a bad thing and is just as acceptable as short hair on a female. We happily accept anyone's membership into our ranks, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation or hair length. Have it? Like it? Join us!
We don't ask for donations (not that I'd say no!). We don't ask for you to picket barber shops, or throw brown paint on the heads of those who shave off their hair. All we ask is that, when you see someone either discriminating against hair, or thinking about cutting off their own for any reason other than non-pressured preference, that you help them to see the true light of glorious tresses. And if you notice someone who isn't taking care of their hair, making it seem ugly and therefore continuing the stereotype, that you help them to understand proper haircare.
Yes, we are affiliated with the Bring Back The Beard Society. But you don't have to prefer beards to be a member in good standing of the SALHM. No, we do not discriminate against the bald. We believe in free choice of hair length, and support the shaving of heads as personal choice...but because the shaved head is more 'socially acceptable' and 'business acceptable', the cause of the SALHM is for MORE hair. Won't you join us? Let your freak flag fly, and help us to show the world the beauty of masculine hair!
"Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair..."