God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Some Things Are International

Chatting with kespernorth this morning (who's in Denmark on vacation/family-visits):

kespernorth: one thing is for sure though, i want booty. i haven't had booty since selena and i broke up.
kespernorth: this is the longest i have gone bootiless since... uhh... good gods... before i met bev, iirc
archmage: eek
archmage: man, get you some Scandinavian skin.
kespernorth: lol
archmage: "Swedish Bikini Team, meet Bjorn."
kespernorth: for one thing, being surrounded by people much better looking than myself kind of ruins my confidence
archmage: dude, you gotta stop being down on yourself like that
kespernorth: i just don't know how, really... not much to talk about, no common cultural referants
archmage: you could if you wanted.
kespernorth: and i cannot interest women with my body, only my mind
archmage: the best seductions are mental, you know that.
archmage: the brain is the most important sexual organ
kespernorth: YEAH BUT THEY TAKE FOREVER AND I WANT BOOTY NOW
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