God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To?

Amy Wang (Futurama): Cute, ditsy, and rich. The perfect animated woman. Plus she hooked up with a green boneless alien so I could probably score.

What Cartoon Will I Lose My Cartoon Virginity To?

I Am The 3rd Party:

The Reform Party: A shell of your former self, you are a bit of a has-been. You had the potential to take the country by storm. You even had a governer, as well as a good run for president. But you were fractured and split into three parties. Ross Perot, Jesse Ventura, and Pat Buchanan had too different views to stick together. When Pat Buchanan wrested control of you, you lost all respect. You know Buchanan is an idiot if a former wrestler has more respect then him. It was nice while it lasted.

Find out what 3rd party you are!

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:

Riki: Not as brutal as Cannibal Holocaust but much gorier; this manga inspired film features such lovelies as exploding heads and self disembowelment. Chock full of creative ways to brutally slaughter someone.

Find out which b-movie suits you.

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