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Life Events With Bug

Bug had a dental appointment yesterday, and came home with two teeth out...all excited; tooth fairy, right? That's all well and good, fine, but I discover that his grandmother has already told him to expect $2 a tooth!!! Are you shittting me?!? Well, whatever, she paid the four bucks...so we put the teeth under his pillow, and off to bed (I had a moral challenge when he actually asked me if the ToothFairy was real...I so wanted to come clean, but he's 6...I lied. "Yup, sure is."). We go in before we go to bed to swap out the teeth for cash, and can't find them...little fucker couldn't leave them alone, so they were lost in his bed...finally did make the switch, without too much hassle.

This morning, when dropping him off at his (fucking-annoying-I-want-her-head-on-a-plaque) grandmother's house, she tells him that 'she heard a noise in the playroom, go check it out', and there's money there, too. When Bug wonders if he has some money at his Daddy's, too, she tells him "Well, you have 3 households, maybe so." No, bitch, he has TWO households, and he doesn't need to be getting cash at all of them...especially not at those prices. Christ...
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