Aaaah, Chaos!

Thanks to polarbear, my new toy for today is the Advertising Slogan Generator.

My favorites:

Loves the Chaos You Hate
Things Go Better WIth Chaos
Spreads Straight from the Chaos
Refreshes the Chaos Other Beers Cannot Reach
Aaahh, Chaos!
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get Chaos
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Chaos
It's Not TV. It's Chaos.