God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
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*Giggling*

discordian, you oughtta LOVE this one:

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have wittal wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet sweet voice:

"I don't think my python weally givth a thit."
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