Computer-Related Injuries

Now, this is one of those scenarios that I cannot see myself ever getting into.

discordian and I laughed about this..

Devil Wept: Now.. I don't know about you, but when my dick gets outside optimum temerature, bacterial culture levels, and other environmental balances... I investigate... and pronto!!
SatanasExMachina: Yeah, I can't see me thinking "Hmmm, cock's hurting...oh well, it can wait."