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25 November 2002 @ 01:30 pm
Domestic  
I'm surprised Di hasn't poosted anything about it yet, so I guess I'll just have to embarrass myself.

She got the biggest kick out of me at the grocery yesterday. normally, we hit it and wander and get what we need, fairly standard. For some fucked-up reason, though, we went yesterday, Bug in tow, early afternoon on a Sunday, for just a few things. Hell, sheer Hell.

Well, my natural tendencies kicked in. I put Bug in the cart, told him to hold on, told Di to keep up, and off I went. I learned the arcane secrets of crowd movement from monks in Tibet, you see...and I have the paranormal ability to steer a fast-moving cart through spaces that shouldn't be large enough for them, take corners at breakneck speds like a professional stunt driver, and avoid all the slow, fat, wild-child-laden mongoloids. DI just thought it was the wildest thing that I got in there, with everybody, got what I neded, got out, and never once hit anything or even realy slowed down.

She also was suprised to see, when she came home for lunch, that I had gotten down and cleaned the entire bathroom, including scrubbing down the shower (which was horrendous). I'm so frighteningly domestic sometimes.

Oops, gotta run. I got laundry ready to be put away.
 
 
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—› jeniphermind_relapse on November 25th, 2002 01:43 pm (UTC)
Haha, very interesting.
The Cynic: HGTGdiscordian on November 25th, 2002 01:50 pm (UTC)
Di is right. You are her bitch!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on November 25th, 2002 05:43 pm (UTC)
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LOL...it may seem that way...but I'm the one using her for a footrest when I'm done. ANd doing all that has made even HER agree that I don't need to hurry at finding a job.

Who's the smart one now?
My Life As A Military Wife & Motherbabyinga on November 25th, 2002 02:16 pm (UTC)
Wow a domesticated archmage? For some reason I find this slightly frightening. *shiver*

As for the grocery store. Though I must admit I can loaf around if I am on a mission I can be quick. I remember when Pokemon was so big a few years ago. I got into it as much as the kids. Well, Toys R Us had the packs of cards on sale. So I grabbed my neighbor's daughter and son-in-law, loaded them in the car and we were off. I flew down the freeway, ran into Toys R Us, grabbed my cards and two small toys I saw upon entering. The whole trip from beginning to end was 30 minutes long. LOL Now mind you it takes any normal person about 15 minutes to drive from my house on base to the toy store. Yet I did the drive there and back plus my shopping in 30 minutes. When we got home and got out of the car the other two people literally kissed the carport! Of course back then I had a radar detector and knew all the cops. I no longer drive like that. *coughyeahrightcough*

What would it take to get you to come do my laundry for me?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on November 25th, 2002 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Well,let's see: travel expenses for Di and myself, and food while I'm there would do it, I guess.
My Life As A Military Wife & Motherbabyinga on November 25th, 2002 06:13 pm (UTC)
Soon as I hit the lottery or come into some money consider yourself here. Now if you and Di would just set a date you can know when you get the food since I simply HAVE to cater your wedding. *hint hint*
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on November 25th, 2002 06:54 pm (UTC)
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Think Halloween, 2004. ;)
The Cynicdiscordian on November 25th, 2002 08:18 pm (UTC)

Frank!!!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on November 25th, 2002 10:15 pm (UTC)
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That would be me.

Two years down the road, dude...shit, if things last that long, then it's permanent anyway.

Oh, lay off.
daydreams & scribbles: nazgul by illianadragon_moon on November 25th, 2002 06:42 pm (UTC)

It doesn't matter what time you go on a Sunday; shopping at the grocery store is sheer hell. I'm impressed that you made it out of there so quickly AND didn't kill anyone in the process!! ;o)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on November 25th, 2002 06:58 pm (UTC)
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I'm just cool like that.