The Violation: Didn't notify the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) that his Suzuki was off the road
The Fine: 25 pounds
The Plea: Not Guilty
His Offered Solution: to fight a designated champion of the DVLA to the death with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", which he claims is his right under European human rights legislation
The Verdict: Yeah, right Bonzo. Now you pay a 200 pound fine, plus 100 pounds court costs. Go home.