"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-- Tom Clancy
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
-- Steve Martin
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
-- Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
-- Matt Barry
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
-- George Burns
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
-- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart