"'Red Hot Chili Peppers' are the 'Spinal Tap' of the 90's. Instead of a revolving door for drummers, they have a revolving door for guitarists. Instead of losing band members of freak gardening accidents and spontaneous combustion, they lose members when they discover heroin. OK, so maybe they don't have anything in common, after all."
I laughed like an idiot.
Also heard that Nickelback is working on their next album, which is groovy.