- do not let children play with theology.
- do not attempt to use theology while under the influence of alcohol, drugs or idiocy.
- be sure to keep theology in a proper container when not in use.
- do not taunt happy fun theology.
- some people may experience side effects when using theology. should you experience any detrimental side effects during the use of theology, try removing your cranium from your rectum before attempting to use theology again.
(thanks to lindsaybits)