Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does the OB-GYN leave the room when someone gets undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?