God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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A Few Things To Think About Today

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does the OB-GYN leave the room when someone gets undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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